Alleged Member Benefits
Enroll with HeadGeezer.com™ and three things will happen:
- We'll notify you by email whenever a new GeezerGram™ like this one escapes our custody. That usually occurs
about every week or so, depending upon the mood we're in. After all, who couldn't
use a smile (or at least a smirk) once a week?
- We'll send you a certificate showing your GeezerName (screen name) and attesting
to your Geezerhood. We ask if you're male or female only so that your certificate
can read "Geezer" or "Geezerette".
- You'll become eligible for the bribes that we periodically use to entice our members.
Some of the bribes to date have reached as high as middle two figures¹
in value.
You can be assured that the information
you provide will remain confidential and that we will do everything possible to
safeguard it. We will never give, sell or trade this information to any other
party.
¹Hey, this
isn't a big budget operation. Be grateful!
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Enrollment Information
Please provide us with the following:
NOTE: GeezerNames must conform to the usual standards for the name
portion of an email address. That is, they may only contain:
- Upper & lower case letters
- Numbers
- The characters . _ -
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