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Alleged Member Benefits

Enroll with HeadGeezer.com™ and three things will happen:
  • We'll notify you by email whenever a new GeezerGram™ like this one escapes our custody.  That usually occurs about every week or so, depending upon the mood we're in.  After all, who couldn't use a smile (or at least a smirk) once a week?
  • We'll send you a certificate showing your GeezerName (screen name) and attesting to your Geezerhood.  We ask if you're male or female only so that your certificate can read "Geezer" or "Geezerette".
  • You'll become eligible for the bribes that we periodically use to entice our members.  Some of the bribes to date have reached as high as middle two figures¹ in value.
You can be assured that the information you provide will remain confidential and that we will do everything possible to safeguard it.  We will never give, sell or trade this information to any other party.
¹Hey, this isn't a big budget operation.  Be grateful!